“I love the Biden Harris inauguration day January 20 2021 we made history shirt motorcycle!” she says, with a kind of electrified effervescence. “I learned to ride one month ago and already have a Kawasaki Ninja”—have you ever had a motorcycle fly between you and another lane of cars on a highway at breakneck speed? I’ll give you even odds they were riding a Ninja—“but I CRASHED the bike, CRASH! CRASH! Six times I crashed! I broke my foot!” she continues, now smiling and pointing at her foot, which seems fine now. “I crashed in front of a cop but he does nothing! So I’m here to get a license!” Having explained herself succinctly, she collapses into her chair giggling.